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All that stuff that the grandparents forward….


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Women Take Biden’s Shotgun Advice

Here are the results of taking the VP advice. Not exactly what was planned. By the way, where the VP lives in Deleware, it is a felony to shoot a shotgun. Oh well. Lloyd

This was too funny to pass up. Enjoy!

Women Take Biden’s Shotgun Advice

"You don’t need an AR-15. It’s harder to aim; it’s harder to use. And in fact, you don’t need 30 rounds to protect yourself. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun." — Joe Biden

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Wisdom From an Old Jewish Man!

Wisdom From an Old Jewish Man!

Ahhhhh The Wisdom of the Ages……..

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I’m Rebecca Smith from CNN. What’s your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That’s amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I’m talking to a wall."


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Dead crows near Topeka, Kansas

They have found about 200 dead crows near Topeka, Kansas, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.They had a Bird Pathologist examine the remains of all the crows, & he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, to everyone’s relief.However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, & only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. The State then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kill. The Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in short order; when crows eat road kill, they always set-up a look-out Crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that all the lookout crows could say "Cah", but none could say "Truck."


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THE RAISE (You gotta love this answer)

THE RAISE

Employee:

Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss:

Sure, come on in? What can I do for you?

Employee:

Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss:

Yes.

Employee:

I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss:

A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee:

I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade..

Boss:

Taking into account these factors, and considering I don’t want to start a brain drain, I’m willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee:

Great! It’s a deal Thank you, sir!

Boss:

Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?

Employee:

OH, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgagee Company!


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Wonderful mini series – THE BIBLE

WONDERFUL NEW TELEVISION MINI-SERIES BEGINNING MARCH 3,2013

Finally some decent television coming to a set near you. This mini-series does not begin until March 3rd but this will give all of us a chance to tell as many people as possible about this series. Let’s use this series to reach as many people as possible. The Bible is an epic five-week, 10 hour television mini-series premiering March 3, 2013 on the History Channel from Emmy Award winning husband and wife team, Mark Burnett and Roma Downey.

For two hours each Sunday night millions of viewers will see the Bible come to life in a way never before seen. The final episode of the series will air on Easter Sunday and will feature the death and resurrection of Jesus. To help insure the accuracy of the miniseries, many Christian scholars served as advisors and hundreds of Christian leaders have given their endorsement. – (Outreach Magazine) "It is also a project close to Mr. Burnett’s heart.

In the past couple of years the 52-year-old former paratrooper says he has become deeply religious, a transition he credits to Roma Downey, his wife since 2007. "It wasn’t until I met Roma that I truly understood my faith and it’s been a dynamic shift for me," Mr. Burnett said. – Wall Street Journal "Famed television producer Mark Burnett tackles his projects with passion, but The Bible is a special labor of love.

The 10-hour, five-part docudrama, which premieres March 3 on the History Channel, it will span the Bible from Genesis to Revelation, presenting some of its best-known stories, including Noah’s Ark, the Exodus, Daniel in the lions’ den and the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus. Former Touched By an Angel star Roma Downey, Burnett’s wife and fellow executive producer, heads a large international cast in the role of Mother Mary.

Keith David, an Emmy winner for voice-over performances, will narrate with a musical score by Oscar- and Grammy-winning composer Hans Zimmer. "In terms of importance, nothing we’ve ever done, not Touched By an Angel, not Survivor, not The Voice, not The Apprentice, none of this could possibly compare to The Bible," Burnett says. "To us, as a family, we love the Bible. This is not a TV show to us. It’s images and sound and sacred text that people will still watch, way after our grandchildren are old people."

Since the entire Bible can’t be covered in 10 hours the miniseries, which was filmed in Morocco, focuses on a select group of stories and features such compelling figures as Abraham, Moses and David. Some stories had to be compressed for artistic purposes. "In the end, what we’ve done is a meta-narrative, a grand narrative of emotionally connected stories. We know we’re not qualified to teach the Bible. We’re qualified to be good television producers and storytellers. By telling these emotionally connected, big stories, hopefully millions of people will reopen their Bibles," Burnett says.

Downey came up with the idea for the miniseries a few years ago. "It is our obligation to tell the stories as written," he says. "The stories are so brilliant and compelling." The project will have broad appeal, he says. "If you know the Bible, you’ll enjoy seeing the stories come to life. If you’ve never read the Bible, I think you’ll love the stories," he says. "There’s a reason the Bible is the most widely read book in the world." – USA Today


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HOME SCHOOLING-

HOME SCHOOLING

The kids start the day with Mom supervising breakfast

Then off to school they go.

Everyone has an assigned seat in the classroom.

After resting up, they’re ready for some fun.
Where’s Waldo is their favorite game.

Before you know it, everyone is tired out.

When the kids get home from their busy school day, it’s time for a bath. Then they dry off before bedtime.

Put a smile on your face, And a song in your heart!

Have a bright sunny day!

Just a little hello ….and a BIG smile!! THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If WalMart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours….but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you’re great has thought about you today!.. "And that person was me."….. "..