Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

THE RAISE (You gotta love this answer)

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THE RAISE

Employee:

Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

Boss:

Sure, come on in? What can I do for you?

Employee:

Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

Boss:

Yes.

Employee:

I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss:

A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

Employee:

I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade..

Boss:

Taking into account these factors, and considering I don’t want to start a brain drain, I’m willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee:

Great! It’s a deal Thank you, sir!

Boss:

Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you?

Employee:

OH, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgagee Company!

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