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All that stuff that the grandparents forward….


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The laws beyond Murphy’s law

For your ‘inner engineer’ . . . . . .

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.

3. Law of Probability – The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal – and someone always answers.

6. Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7. Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, IT WILL!!!

10. Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

12. The Coffee Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy’s Law of Lockers – If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Physical Surfaces – The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15. Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible IF you don’t know what you are talking about.

16. Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

17. Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking— A CLOSED MOUTH GATHERS NO FEET!!!

18. Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy– As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19. Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by the time you get there you’ll feel better. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.


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WHO IS THIS MAN?!?

Subject: SSN #042-68-4425

Google: Stolen SSN 042-68-4425 and all kinds of articles appear.

An intensive investigation has revealed the identity of the man whose

Social Security Number (SSN) is now being used by president Obama.

He was Jean Paul Ludwig. He was born in France in 1890, and immigrated

to the United States in 1924, who was assigned SSN "042-68-4425"!

Obama claims this number was assigned to him in March, 1977!

Ludwig lived most of his adult life in Connecticut . Because of that,

his SSN begins with the digits "042", which are among only a select few

reserved for Connecticut state residents.

Obama never lived or even worked in that state! Therefore, there is no

reason on earth for his SSN to start with the digits "042". None

whatsoever!!

Now comes the interesting part!

Mr. Ludwig spent the final months of his life in Hawaii !

Conveniently, Obama’s grandmother, Madelyn Payne Dunham, worked

part-time in the Probate Office in the Honolulu Hawaii Courthouse, and

therefore had unrestricted access to the SSNs of deceased individuals.

The Social Security Administration was never informed of Mr. Ludwig’s

death, and because he never received Social Security benefits there

were no benefits to stop and therefore, thus no questions were raised.

The suspicion, of course, is that Dunham, knowing her grandson was not

a U.S. Citizen, either because he was born in Kenya or became a citizen

of Indonesia upon his adoption by Lolo Soetoro. She simply scoured the

probate records until she found someone who died that was not receiving

Social Security benefits, and selected Mr.Ludwig’s Connecticut SSN for

her grandson, Barack Hussein Obama. It was that easy!

Although many Americans do not understand the meaning of the term

"natural born" there are few who do not understand that if you are

using someone else’s SSN it is a clear indication of fraud.

Let’s get this information out to everybody on our mailing lists.

If the voters of this great nation can succeed in bringing this lying,

deceitful, cheating, corrupt, impostor to justice it will be the

biggest and best news in decades for our country and the world.

If you can just say "oh well; ho hum, who cares" after reading this,

you and yours WILL GET exactly what you deserve! The SHAFT!


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THE BOEING 797 (MC)

BOEING 797

It can comfortably fly 10,000 Miles (16,000 km)

at Mach 0.88 or 654 mph (1,046 km/h)
with 1000 passengers on board !

They have kept this secret long enough.
This shot was taken last month by an amateur photographer.

The BOEING 797

Boeing is preparing this 1000 passenger Jet Liner

that could reshape the Air Travel Industry.

Its radical "Blended Wing & Fuselage" design has been developed

by Boeing in cooperation with NASA Langley Research Centre.

The mammoth aircraft will have a wing span of 265 feet

compared to 211 feet of its 747, and its been designed to fit

within the newly created Air Terminals

for the 555 seat Airbus A380, which is 262 feet wide.

The new 797 is Boeing’s direct response to the Airbus A380,

which has racked up orders for 159 already.

Boeing decided to kill its 747X Stretched Super Jumbo in 2003

after little interest was shown for it by Airline Companies,

but continued to develop its "Ultimate Airbus Crusher",

the 797 at its Phantom Works Research Facility in Long Beach, California.

The Airbus A380 had been in the works since 1999

and has accumulated $13 Billion in development costs,

which gives Boeing a huge advantage.

More so because Airbus is thus committed to the older style

tubular structure for their aircraft for decades to come.

There are several big advantages in the "Blended Wing & Fuselage" design,

the most important being the ‘Lift to Drag’ ratio

which is expected to increase by an amazing 50%,

resulting in an overall weight reduction of the aircraft by 25%,

making it an estimated 33% more fuel efficient than the A380,

and thus making the Airbus’s $13 Billion Dollar investment look pretty shaky.

"High Airframe Rigidity" is another key factor in the

"Blended Wing & Fuselage" technology.

It reduces turbulence and creates less stress on the airframe

which adds to fuel efficiency, giving the 797 a tremendous

10,000 Mile range with 1,000 passengers on board

cruising comfortably at Mach 0.88 or 654 MPH,

which gives it another advantage

over the tube-and-wing designed A380’s 570 MPH.

The exact date ! for introduction of the 797 is as yet unclear,

but the battle lines are clearly drawn in the high-stakes war

for future civilian aircraft supremacy.


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Seniors

A friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn.

He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn chair.

“My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!”

“Yes” she replied, ” I am old enough that I don’t need a license.”

“The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driving license.” I told him yes and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket.” “You won’t be needing this anymore,” he said.

So I thanked him and left.