Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….


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It’s The Door

Thought you should know this

Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was?

Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses.

Psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what’s known as an event boundary in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next.

Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room and prepares a blank slate for the new locale.

It’s not aging, it’s the darn door!! Thank goodness for studies like this!!


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HE PASTOR’S CAT

This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Whoever said the Creator doesn’t have a sense of humor?


Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten. That’s what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke. The tree went ‘boing!’ and the kitten instantly sailed through the air – out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they’d seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, ‘Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,’ and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?’ She replied, ‘You won’t believe this,’ and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, ‘Well, if God gives you a cat, I’ll let you keep it.’ She told the pastor, ‘I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won’t believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.’

Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple; but only God can count the apples in a seed .

GIVE ME A SENSE OF HUMOR, LORD. GIVE ME THE GRACE TO SEE A JOKE, TO GET SOME HUMOR OUT OF LIFE AND PASS IT ON TO OTHER FOLKS. AMEN !


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GET OUT AND ENJOY NATURE!..

Don’t sit around the house.
Get out and enjoy nature!

Never mind — go back inside.


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Ever Wondered How Big Google is?

This is truly amazing!!! If one didn’t know better you’d think your viewing something on another planet!

Woooooooooooow!!!

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MERRY CHRISTMAS

MAKE SURE TO CLICK THE PUPPY PICTURE AT THE END!!

HOPING YOU HAVE A BLESSED AND PEACEFUL

HOLIDAY ! ! !

I wish you a day of ordinary miracles…

A fresh pot of coffee you didn’t have to make yourself…

An unexpected phone call from an old friend…

Green stoplights on your way to shopping or work…

I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in…

The fastest line at the grocery store…

A good sing along song on the radio…

Your keys right where you look…

I wish you a day of happiness and perfection –

little bite-size pieces of perfection that give you the wonderful feeling

the Lord is smiling on you –

holding you so gently because you are someone special and rare…

I wish You Peace, Happiness and Joy…

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,

a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them…

You have the choice to send this to the people you’ll never forget –

It’s a short message to let them know that you’ll never forget them…

If you don’t send it to anyone,

it just means you’re too busy and you’ve probably forgotten your friends…

Take the time to pass it along.

Wishing you the very best holiday-

&

Just click on the puppy

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HOLY DAY SET BY FLORIDA COURT

A Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day!

Gotta love this Judge!

You must read this……

A proper decision by the courts…

for a change.

A FLORIDA COURT SETS

ATHEIST HOLY DAY

In Florida , an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.

The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,

"Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.

The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…"

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said," Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day. Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.’ Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,

April 1st is his day.

Court is adjourned…"

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!

REMEMBER THE

"REAL REASON

FOR THE SEASON"


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Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight? (Beautiful!)

These are eye-catching photos! No doubt about that.

Have you ever seen a peacock in full flight?

This is a rare opportunity for this. We never imagined that

it could be so magnificent – like a phoenix in a fairy tale!
Please save and share with good friends

as it is not every day we can see such beauty!!!


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I believe…

A Birth Certificate shows that we were born.
A Death Certificate shows that we died.

Pictures show that we lived!

Have a seat. Relax . . . And read this slowly.

I Believe …
That just because two people argue,

It doesn’t mean they don’t love each other.
And just because they don’t argue,
It doesn’t mean they do love each other.

I Believe …
That we don’t have to change friends if
We understand that friends change.

I Believe …
That no matter how good a friend is,
They’re going to hurt you,
Every once in a while
And you must forgive them for that.

I Believe …
That true friendship continues to grow,
Even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.

I Believe …
That you can do something in an instant
That will give you heartache for life.

I Believe …
That it’s taking me a long time
To become the person I want to be.

I Believe …
That you should always leave loved ones with Loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe …
That you can keep going long after you think you can’t.

I Believe …
That we are responsible for what
We do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe …
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe …
That heroes are the people
Who do what has to be done
When it needs to be done,

Regardless of the consequences.

I Believe …
That my best friend and I
can do anything or nothing
And have the best time
.

I Believe …
That sometimes the people you expect to kick

You when you’re down will be the ones

To help you get back up.

I Believe …
That sometimes when I’m angry
I have the right to be angry, but that
Doesn’t give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe …
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had
And what you’ve learned from them and less to do

With how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

I Believe …
That it isn’t always enough,
To be forgiven by others.

Sometimes, you have to learn
To forgive yourself.

I Believe …
That no matter how bad
Your heart is broken,
the

World doesn’t stop for your grief.

I Believe …
That our background and circumstances
May have influenced who we are, but,
We are responsible for who we become.

I Believe …
That you shouldn’t be
So eager to find out a secret.
It could change your life forever.

I Believe …
Two people can look at the exact same
Thing, hear the same words, and see or hear something totally different.

I Believe …
That your life can be changed
In a matter of hours by

People who don’t even know you.

I Believe …
That even when you think
You have no more to give,
When a friend cries out to you,
You will find the strength to help.

I Believe …
That credentials on the wall
Do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe …
That the people you care about
Most in life are taken from you too soon.

I Believe …
That you should send this to all

Of the people that you care about. I just did.

‘The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything they have.


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The Chalk sMan is back –

This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.

Remember, these pictures are actually flat.

Remember, these pictures are actually flat.

Remember, these pictures are actually flat.

Totally worthy of forwarding!
This man is artistically talented beyond the visual boundaries of sight!!

 
 
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Mass exodus out of Florida!!

MASS exodus of Florida

Only 49 more states to go!

Hooray for Florida !

I-95 and I-75 will be jammed for the next month or so with druggies and deadbeats heading North out of Florida, because this is the first state in the union to require drug testing to receive welfare!

Hooray for Florida! In signing the new law, Republican Gov. Rick Scott said, “If Floridians want welfare, they better make sure they are drug-free.”

Applicants must pay for the drug test, but are reimbursed if they test drug-free. Applicants who test positive for illicit substances, won’t be eligible for the funds for a year, or until they undergo treatment. Those who fail a second time will be banned from receiving funds for three years!

Naturally, a few people are crying this is unconstitutional.
How is this unconstitutional? It’s a legal requirement that every person applying for a job has to pass drug tests in order to get the job, why not those who receive welfare?

Forward this if you agree!

Let’s get welfare back to the ones who need it, not to those who won’t get a job.

I AGREE, DO YOU?