A woman is sitting at home sipping wine on the porch with her husband
and she says, "I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It’s me…………. talking to the wine."
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out acrossthe middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD .
The driver feels so awfulthat he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don’t worry."
She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(OK, here it is)
Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."
|Wonder how they’ll get some of those monsters back in the water?
Huge cranes might be able to lift the smaller fishing boats, tugs and sailboats, and eventually get them in the water but the huge ocean-going ships, — no way!
Will they have to cut them up for scrap, I wonder?
I don’t suppose we’ll ever hear how the problem was handled. This is an interesting collection of pics.
I think I heard that the cost of the disaster will be in the order of $330 Billion!
The most costly disaster in history, anywhere!
I wonder if that includes the nuke power plant?
Ships in Cities
Terrible effects of the tsunami and floods.