Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

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Blonde again

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out acrossthe middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he isDEAD .

The driver feels so awfulthat he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what’s wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter
Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don’t worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray

Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."


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Japanese Ships Landed in Cities

Wonder how they’ll get some of those monsters back in the water?
Huge cranes might be able to lift the smaller fishing boats, tugs and sailboats, and eventually get them in the water but the huge ocean-going ships, — no way!
Will they have to cut them up for scrap, I wonder?
I don’t suppose we’ll ever hear how the problem was handled. This is an interesting collection of pics.
I think I heard that the cost of the disaster will be in the order of $330 Billion!
The most costly disaster in history, anywhere!
I wonder if that includes the nuke power plant?

Ships in Cities

Terrible effects of the tsunami and floods.

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She Lives In A Boeing 727

What a creative idea! Joanne Ussary bought a used Boeing 727. She paid $2,000.00 for the plane. It cost $4,000.00 to move and $24,000.00 to renovate. (She has a LOT of wood and specialty windows for $24,000! I want her carpenter!) But not bad for a $30,000.00 investment… The stairs open with a garage door remote and one of the bathrooms is still intact. There is a personal Jacuzzi in the cockpit. The Boeing home is featured as part of a collection of creative conversions. It has a spectacular view! (I wonder how much the land with this view cost!!!) WOW!!!

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Billy and the Kid

Paternal dog Billy takes on an unusual kid

Billy the boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly. He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm wildlife centre at Buckfastleigh, near Totnes, Devon

The kid was abandoned by her mother when

she was only a few hours old and adopted by paternal Billy when his owner Elizabeth Tozer began hand rearing the goat.

The unusual bond has developed over the

last month and the pair are now inseparable.

Elizabeth said: ‘Lilly follows Billy around which is really quite amusing to watch and Billy sleeps with the goat and cleans her mouth after she feeds.’

Lilly was the smallest of a litter of three kids and her mother abandoned her because she could only care for the two stronger ones. The pair have attracted quite a crowd at the animal centre and the staff are keen to see how their relationship will develop.

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Getting home safe

Here’s a note from a friend, I thought I should pass on to you.

Getting home safe. . .

A new way to avoid any 2011 alcohol issues while driving.

I went out with some friends and perhaps had one too many. Knowing that I was shouldn’t be driving, I did something that I have never done before. I took the bus home.

I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have NEVER DRIVEN a bus before.

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Amazing Downhill Bike Race in Chilie

This shows a downhill bicycle race in the South American Country of Chile. I find it interesting to see what people in other countries do for entertainment. The video is from a helmet camera worn by a rider. The race is all inside a town, going down staircases, sidewalks, and many obstacles. It is a very good quality video.