Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

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A Nun asked her class to write notes to God… Here are some of the notes they handed in:

Dear God – I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool.

Dear God – Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have.

Dear God – Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other so much if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.

Dear God – If you watch me in church on Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God – I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the world. There are only four people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them.

Dear God – In school they told us what you do. Who does it when you’re on vacation?

Dear God – Is it true my father won’t get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God – Did you mean for the Giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God – Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God – I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that okay?

Dear God – Did you really mean “do unto others as they do unto you?” Because if you did, then I’m gonna get my brother good.

Dear God – Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God – Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.You can look it up.

Dear God – I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God – You don’t have to worry about me, I always look both ways.

Dear God – I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God – Of all the people who work for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God – My brother told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God – I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God – We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said you did it. So, I bet he stole your idea.