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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant

Real Women
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too damn bad. Please
recite with me, The Real Women’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and
I don’t care how bad it tastes.”

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have
the headache, but who cares?

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice
cream drips.

Real Women
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake.
You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Women
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Women
Go to the bakery. They’ll even decorate it for you.

Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites
over the crust, so I just don’t do it.

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.
They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.

Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future
use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women
Leftover wine??


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