This is guaranteed to make anyone who has potty
trained a kid laugh!
My three year old son had a lot of problems with
potty training; and I was on him constantly. One
day we stopped at Taco Bellfor a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with a full
While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny,
so of course, I checked my seven month old daughter,
and she was clean. Then I realized that Matt
had not asked to go potty in a while, so I asked
him if he had an accident.
He said, “No.”
I kept thinking, “Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident and I didn’t have any clothes with me.”
Then I said, “Matt, are you sure you did not have
“No,” he replied.
I just knew that he must have, because the smell
was getting worse.
I asked one more time, “Matt, did you have an
Matt jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over
and spread his cheeks and yelled….
“SEE, MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!!”
While 20 people nearly choked to death on their
tacos, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat
down to eat his food as if nothing happened.
I was mortified!
Some kind elderly people made me feel a lot
better, when they came over and thanked me
for the best laugh they had ever had!!!
Another old gentleman stopped us in the parking
lot as we were leaving, bent over to my son and
said, “Don’t worry son” my wife accuses me of
the same thing all the time…I just never had
the nerve to make the point like you did.
HAVE A GREAT DAY! “