Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

Just a thought…

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Budget:
A method for going broke methodically.

Willpower:
The ability to eat only one salted peanut.

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

Flashlight:
A case for holding dead batteries.

Taxpayer:
Someone who doesn’t have to take a public service exam to work for the government.

Consciousness:
That annoying time between naps.

Stress:
The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body’s basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately needs it.

Jury:
Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

Chickens:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they’re dead.

Hospitality:
Making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

Adult:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

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