A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of going home, he stayed
out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys & spending his entire
paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was
confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a
tirade about his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him “How would you
like it if you didn’t seen me for 2 or 3 days?” To which he replied, “That
would be fine with me.
“Monday went by & he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came and went
and he didn’t see her. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.