Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

When Aging Reality Sets In

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1. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
2. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re getting old. Squash their toes with
your rocker.
3. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
4. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to
know why I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads
weren’t paved.
5. Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time
when you know when to say yes and when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!
6. How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
7. When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of
Algebra.
8. I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
9. The golden years are really just metallic years, gold in the tooth,
silver in your hair, and lead in the seat.
10.Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of
80 and gradually approach 18.
11.One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a
nice change from being young. One must wait until evening to see how
splendid the day has been.
12.Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession
of jerks.
13.Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
14.Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled, and blind
they don’t recognize you.
15.If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh
at when you are old.

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