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Centipede Snack

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A guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged bug) ,
which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back
home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by
taking his new pet to a restaurant to have a meal.

So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to Frank’s with
me and have a bite to eat?” But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, “How about going out and having a snack with me?”

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time – this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and
shouting,he said, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go get some food with
me?

A tiny little voice came out of the box:……………

“I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.”

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