More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly line.
Buford walked into a doctor’s office the other day, and the receptionist asked him what he had..
Buford said, “Shingles.”
So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aid came out and asked Buford what he had. Bufford said, “Shingles.”
So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Buford to wait in the examining room.
A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, “Shingles.”
So she gave Buford a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told Buford to take off all his clothes and
wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and asked Buford what he had. Buford said, “Shingles.”
The doctor said, “Where?”
Buford said, “Outside on the truck. Where do you want them?”