Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

Actual Newspaper Ads

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES.

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FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOG.

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FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.

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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.

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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT… BEEN OUT AWHILE…

BETTER BE A REWARD.

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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer

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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE… ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.

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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED… ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.

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NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.

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HUMMERS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER – “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”

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GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.

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NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE.

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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING

AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 — $9 PER HR.

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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER &DRYER $300.

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ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.

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OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.

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(AND THE BEST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45  volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer  needed. Got married

last month. Wife knows everything

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