SENIOR’S MEDICINE CABINET It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have justfinished building my new Medicine Cabinet.I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.
Disease Wine Daily dose Allergies Chardonay de Paeuf 1 glass Anemia Graves 4 glass Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )
3 cups Constipation Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray 4 glass Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glass Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glass Fever Champagne sec 1 bottle Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge Two glass Uric acid gout Sancerre , Pouilly Fume 4 glass Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glass Menopause Saint Emilion 4 glass Depression Rhine 4 glass Obesity Burgundy 4 glass Obesity Rose Provence 1 bottle Rheumatism Champagne 4 glass Excessive weight loss Chateau de Beaune 4 glass
From the American Association Of Retired People
Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find youngerwomen who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore under fiction. Q:What can a man do while his wife is going throughmenopause? A:Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live. Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plusyear old husband? A:Tell him you’re pregnant. Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderlywrinkles? A:Take off your glasses. Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don’t forget where they park your car. Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon. Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads. Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? A: Nudity Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plusyear olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!" SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!