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My Medicine Cabinet

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SENIOR’S MEDICINE CABINET It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have justfinished building my new Medicine Cabinet.I don’t know about you, but I think it was well worth the time and expense.

Disease Wine Daily dose
Allergies Chardonay de Paeuf 1 glass
Anemia Graves 4 glass
Bronchitis Bourgogne or Bordeaux
> ( + sugar and cinnamon )
3 cups
Constipation Anjou blanc electricity . Vouvray 4 glass
Coronary arteries Dry Champagne 4 glass
Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau 4 glass
Fever Champagne sec 1 bottle
Heart Burgundy , Santenay Rouge Two glass
Uric acid gout Sancerre , Pouilly Fume 4 glass
Hypertension Alsace , Sancerre 4 glass
Menopause Saint Emilion 4 glass
Depression Rhine 4 glass
Obesity Burgundy 4 glass
Obesity Rose Provence 1 bottle
Rheumatism Champagne 4 glass
Excessive weight loss Chateau de Beaune 4 glass

From the American Association Of Retired People

Q:Where can men over the age of 60 find youngerwomen who are interested in them? A:Try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do while his wife is going throughmenopause? A:Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live.
Q:How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plusyear old husband? A:Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderlywrinkles? A:Take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A:Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem
Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A:On their foreheads.
Q:Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens ? A: Nudity
Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plusyear olds when they enter antique stores? A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!
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