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All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

Jewish Modesty –

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A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.

Catholic: “I have a large fortune… I am going to buy Citibank!”

Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”

Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince… I intend to purchase Microsoft!”

They then all wait for the Jewish man to speak.

The Jewish gentleman stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: “I’m not selling!!”

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