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THE MAN WHO GAVE UP SEX FOR GOLF

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THE MAN WHO GAVE UP SEX FOR GOLF

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I’d give anything tosink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks upbeside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer decides maybe this is a good omen so he says, "Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles tohimself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at hisside again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth ofyour sex life?" Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"* *"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks along side him and says, "I haven’t reallybeen fair with you because you don’t know who I am. I’m the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you," thegolfer replies, "I’m Father O’Malley."

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