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Rules for Seniors for Halloween

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Rules for Halloween forSeniors.

You know you are too old to Trick or Treatwhen:

10. You keep knocking on your own frontdoor.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: ‘Great Boris Karloff Mask,’ And you’re not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’ And you can’t remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn’t dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors shouldnot go Trick Or Treating…

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1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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