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All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

Why

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Why,
Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know
you’re broke?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in
the universe, you believe them but, if they tell you there is wet
paint, you have to touch it to check?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose cruel idea was it to put an “s” in the word “lisp”?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that, no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic trash bag will open from the first end you
try?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right”?
Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That really hurt, why
don’t you watch where you’re going?”

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else
over?

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?

And my FAVORITE

The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends.
If they’re OK, then it’s you.

~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~

**A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine! And a day without
sunshine is, like, night.**

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