Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

Just wanted to see if you got yours…..

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Just wanted to let you know – today I received my Shutdown Survival Pack from the White House.

It contained a parachute, an ‘Obama Hope & Change’ bumper sticker, a ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign, a ‘Blame Boehner’ poster, a ‘Tax the Rich’ banner, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out.

Yours should arrive soon.

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