Gee Mail

All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

What SEX are these?

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ZIPLOC BAGS – male, because they hold everything in, but you
can always see right through them.

SHOE – male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

COPIER – female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.

TIRE – male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOON – male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a
fire under it and, of course, there’s the hot air part.

SPONGES – female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

SUBWAY – male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

HOURGLASS – female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMER – male, because it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but
it’s handy to have around.

REMOTE CONTROL – female .. Ha! You thought I’d say male. But consider this:
it gives men pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying

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