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All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

Humor: Assorted

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A housewife with four young daughters was getting dinner ready when
the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, “Hi, Daddy!” and
began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her next
older sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work. When it
was finally the wife’s turn to talk she took the receiver and said, “Hi,
hon.” “Thank goodness, lady,” the voice on the other end replied. “I
just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here, but
those girls think the phone goes one way only!”

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While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on
their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in
hand.

“What are they doing?” I asked our tour guide.

“Each year,” he replied with a grin, “The upperclassmen ask the freshmen how
many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.”

When we were out of earshot of the freshmen, my friend asked our guide: “So
what’s the answer?”

The guide replied: “One.”

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Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better
days.

As they slid in to a booth, Bill wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he
took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came
over and asked if they wanted some menus.

“No thanks,” said Doug. “I’ll just have a cup of black coffee.”

“I’ll have black coffee too,” Bill said. “And please make sure the cup is
clean.”

The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into the
kitchen.

Two minutes later, she was back. “Two cups of black coffee,” she announced.

“Which one of you wanted the clean cup?”

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