Always the dutiful husband!!!!!!!!! Most men wouldn’t be this caring.
While attending a marriage seminar on communication, a husband and
wife listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands
and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He
addressed the husband: “Can you describe your wife’s favorite flower?”
He leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered,
“Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn’t it?”
A husband has to know these things.
An offer he couldn’t refuse
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an
“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you
get to me and the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’
and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate
it if you’d just leave that part out.” He passed the minister a $100
bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to
that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes
time for the groom’s vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and
“Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life
and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not
ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “I do.”
The groom then leaned toward the pastor and hissed, “I thought we had a
The pastor pressed the $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered
back, “She made me a much better offer.”
Bless This Computer (from a friend)
Every single evening
As I’m lying here in bed,
This tiny little Prayer
Keeps running through my head.
God bless all my family
Wherever they may be,
Keep them warm and safe from harm
For they’re so close to me.
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do,
Hope you don’t mind me asking
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it’s unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends,
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you,
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
>From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That’s filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits send.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to GOD.com.