A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and
then she hung up.
“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two
hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number…” replied the girl.
A Cat died and went to heaven. God met her at the golden gate and said,
“You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours
for the asking.” I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.”
God said, “Say no more.” Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went
to heaven at the same time. God met the mice at the gates of heaven with
the same offer that he made the cat. The mice said, “Well we have had
to run all of our lives, from cats, dogs and even people >with brooms.
If we could just have some little roller skates we would never have to
God answered, It is done.”
All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later God
decided to check on the cat. He found her sound >asleep on her fluffy
pillow.. God gently awakened the cat and asked, “Is every thing OK? How
have you been doing? Are you happy?”
The cat replied, “Oh it is wonderful. I have never been so happy in my
life. My pillow is so fluffy and those little meals on wheels you have
been sending over are delicious.