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Dallas Cowboy Jokes


Dallas Cowboys Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys & the Taliban? A. The Taliban has a running game

Q. How do the Dallas Cowboys count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys & Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell “Jesus Christ” !
Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboys player out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in Dallas in case of a tornado?
A. Jerry World – they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why doesn’t Fort Worth have a professional football team? A. Because then Dallas would want one

Q. Why was Jason Garrett upset when the Cowboys playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn’t finished coloring it.

Q. What’s the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. What do you call 49 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the Dallas Cowboys are going to run the football?
A. DeMarco Murray leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.


3 thoughts on “Dallas Cowboy Jokes

  1. how many cowboys fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. they just sit around and talk about how good the old one was!

  2. Why DosEnt Tony Romo Answer The Phone

    Because He Dosnt Have Any Rings

  3. How do you fix a broken vacuum cleaner?
    Put a Dallas Cowboys sticker on it so it will suck again.

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