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New Wine Announcement

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Wal-Mart announced that sometime in 2013 it will begin offering customers
a new discount item: Wal-Mart’s own brand of wine. The world’s largest
retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California
to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart
brand into their shopping carts but, ‘There is a market for inexpensive
wine,’ said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of
Arkansas , Bentonville. ‘However, branding will be very important.’

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive
name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don’t bother writing back to tell me that this
is a hoax. I know Squirrel is not a red meat.

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