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All that stuff that the grandparents forward….

WHY???

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Why?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, I think I’ll squeeze those dangly things here, and drink
whatever the hell comes out!"
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Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there? I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt"
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut…why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where
the bathroom is?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
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Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you try singing the two songs above?
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
he sticks his head out the window?
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Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

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