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Job search – retirement – perfect

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My job search:

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn’tconcentrate.


2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me theaxe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,
but wasn’t suited for it– mainly because it was a sew-sew job.


4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,
but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef – figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn’t have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,
but any way I sliced it…. couldn’t cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually foundI wasn’t noteworthy.


8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

but didn’t have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.
Tried hard but just didn’t fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,
but discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool MaintenanceCompany,
but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,
but they said Iwasn’t fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,
I finally got a job as a Historian – until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,
but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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